Windows Desktop App
PIXELPUMPER
The Ultimate Clip Companion. Three purpose-built modes for the way you actually watch.
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The Ultimate Clip Companion. Three purpose-built modes for the way you actually watch.
Three Modes. One App.
A grid player, a real-time visual effects engine, and an AI-powered content filter — each deep enough to be its own product. Ctrl+1, Ctrl+2, Ctrl+3 to jump between them.
Your playground. Load 1 to 16 clips into a dynamic grid — auto, 2x2, 3x3, 4x4, mosaic, or freeform. Press P on any cell to turn it into a seamless loop. Twelve animated backgrounds (including four spiral overlays). Spawn extra Canvas windows on your second monitor.
The AI mode. An 18-class detection model watches your screen in real time and covers whatever you tell it to. Four censor styles (mosaic, blur, box, custom image), Eye Contact Mode with 468-point face tracking, rotating text overlays from phrase banks. GPU accelerated via TensorRT, CUDA, or DirectML.
The visual one. Twenty-three real-time effects and six audio DSP presets stack on any clip — spirals, melt, VHS, chromatic aberration, bitcrush, binaural beats. Hit the MUSH ME button and it auto-cycles everything at your Chaos Level. Thirteen built-in presets, including EGO DEATH.
Under the Hood
Real DSP. Real AI. Real GPU acceleration. Built for performance, not the demo.
A neural network that separately detects female and male body parts, belly, armpits, feet, and faces. Per-category checkboxes, four sensitivity presets, two model sizes to match your hardware.
Runs inference on NVIDIA TensorRT, NVIDIA CUDA, DirectML (AMD + Intel), or CPU as fallback. Auto-detects the best backend at launch — no config file edits.
Echo, reverb, pitch shift, flanger, tremolo, bitcrush, binaural beats — real audio processing through your speakers. Not filters. Not prerecorded. Live, and always synced to the video.
Mosaic, blur, solid box, or drop in your own image as a custom censor. Three shapes. Animated borders with glow, rainbow, scanner, and electric effects. Text overlays from ten phrase banks.
Beta Safe doesn't just work on files. Point it at any monitor and censor in real time — any window, any browser, any app. Full multi-monitor support with independent censors per display.
Nuitka-compiled into a single Windows executable. No Python install. No dependencies. No command line. Download, run, done — the setup wizard auto-configures for your hardware on first launch.
Mind Mush Presets
Every preset is a different visual profile. Tap one and every slider animates to its position. Or build your own from scratch.
A Preset Intensity slider scales the whole thing up or down without changing which one's active. Pair any preset with the MUSH ME button and the app takes over.
One slider. Zero control. Crank it up and let MUSH ME auto-cycle visual and audio effects in real time — every four seconds by default, blended on the chaos curve you set. Spirals intensify. Colors shift. Audio warps. You set the ceiling — the chaos fills the room.
System Requirements
It's a Windows desktop app. Download, double-click, go. The setup wizard auto-detects your hardware and picks an Ultra / High / Medium / Low tier for you on first launch.
Operating System
Windows 10 / 11
64-bit required
Install Size
~688 MB
Standalone .EXE — no Python, no dependencies
GPU
Recommended for Beta Safe
TensorRT, CUDA, DirectML, or CPU fallback
RAM
8 GB minimum
16 GB recommended for multi-grid
Ready?
One install. Three modes. A grid player, a real-time visual effects engine, and AI-powered censoring — built for the way you actually watch.
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Windows 10+ · Standalone .EXE · No subscription